TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT…
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.